Who would have ever thought??? I got this link from jules and instead of doing the Jerry Springer Interactive story, I did the “interactive porn.” (Yeah you know where my mind is don’t you? LOL) Anyways, it’s hilarious! If you’re not offended by weird things, then by all means…

Scene One:

Yoshi opens the door to the studio, rushing in hoping that nobody will notice the time.

Kevin: You’re late.

Yoshi: Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.

Kevin: It’s okay, we were just talking about some small modifications to the new movie.

Yoshi: Oh yeah?

Amy: Go get changed into your…uh…uniform and we’ll get rolling.

Jules: And hurry up. I’m not getting any warmer here.

Scene Two:

Yoshi rushes off to the dressing room and puts on the new ‘uniform’. On the way back, the uniform gets caught on a cup. Yoshi catches it and stuffs it into the uniforms pocket. This cup might come in handy. When Yoshi returns he sees Jules layed out on the table. Yoshi quickly jumps onto the table and gets to work.

Kevin: Okay…Start shooting Amy.

Jules: Oh Regis Philbin you’re so…shapely and…oh…

Yoshi: Oh, Jules you just turn me on baby.

Jules: It’s always been my ultimate fantasy to see your head…

Yoshi: You’re going to see more than my head Jules…

Yoshi reveals the head on his Regis Philbin costume and Jules moans with ecstacy. It doesn’t take long for the action to go from ‘steamy to ‘incredibly-mind-blowing-oh-my-god-I’m-going-to-explode’.

Jules: eiaieiouuuu! Ohh! eiaieiouuuu!

Yoshi: Oh my Jebus!

Jules: eiaieiouuuu! Oh, Sweet Child O mine!

Yoshi: What the?

Yoshi keeps up the work on Jules, then sees a candle next to the table. Yoshi grabs it with both hands and grins at Jules.

Jules: Holy shit! That’s the biggest candle I’ve seen in my life!

Yoshi: You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Yoshi uses the candle on Jules.

Jules: Aries! Aries! eiaieiouuuu!

Yoshi: Oh my god, I can’t believe that.

Jules: Oh Yoshi!

Yoshi: Oh Jules!

Jules: Ohhhh Yoshi!

Yoshi: Oh Jules!

Jules: Ohhhhhhhhhh Yoshi!

Yoshi: Oh for fucks sake Jules.

Jules: Sorry Yoshi, but it’s just you remind me so much of a Orange, I could just eat you.

Yoshi: Oh and I’d let you eat me. I love it when you call me a Orange.

Jules: Oh Yoshi, you’re the juiciest Orange I’ve ever seen.

Yoshi: Ohhhhh Jules.

Yoshi suddenly remembers the cup from earlier and pulls it out from his Regis Philbin costume. Yoshi uses the cup on Jules in the most flexible way possible.

Jules: Oh my god where did that cup come from?

Yoshi: Regis Philbin is full of surprises.

With that Yoshi falls off the table. Unknown to Yoshi a Dog jumps up onto the table.

Jules: Oh Yoshi you dirty Orange.

Yoshi: Oohhh Jules…

Jules: You dirty, DIRTY, skanky Orange!

Yoshi: Ohh Jules…Jules?

Jules: Yoshi?

Yoshi: I’m on the floor.

Jules: What the?

Jules looks up to see a Dog on top. Jules shrugs.

Jules: Get over here Yoshi.

Yoshi: Jesus Christ…

Yoshi and the Dog go to work on Jules. A few minutes later…

Jules: eiaieiouuuu! Aries! Aries! Jebus! Anyone!

Kevin: And…CUT!

Amy: That’s a wrap.

Kevin: Fantastic, absolutely perfect, who would’ve thought…a Dog!

Amy: We’re going to make millions.

Yoshi: Jules?

Jules: Yoshi I can’t believe we had a threesome with a Dog.

And that’s a wrap. Go on. Go away. The Interactive Porn Story is over. OVER. Go away.