So one day, a long time ago, I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My roommate at the time was watching me make with odd enthusiasm.

So I had to ask. “What?”

“You put peanut butter on both sides of the bread.”

“Isn’t that how you normally do that?”

“No, I always put peanut butter on one side, and jelly on the other. You must really like peanut butter.”

“Oh hell yeah, I love peanut butter. But this way is the right way.”

So I present to you a poll!