23. I have a super-power called “ i can make everyone hungry in 20 seconds.” Just by talking to me, most people seem to get hungry. It’s true. Ask Danalyn or Tiggerprr just to name a couple of people. I simply talk about food, and people get hungry. It’s amazing. I am only reminded of Spiderman, when I use my power:

“With great power comes great responsibility.”

I promise to use my power wisely. And will never to use it except for special circumstances. Or to just annoy the crap out of my friends. “Dude, stop making me hungry!”