So the other day my Dad and Sister were here for a visit. Desperate for means of entertainment I broke out the Wii. And by breaking it out I mean I turned it on.

My Dad then proceeded to beat me time and time again. After each win he would do a victory dance and then jump up and down exclaiming “AGAIN! AGAIN!” My hand to heaven that is the truth! Okay maybe not but he did win a lot.

So after they left I decided I needed to practice. After about 420948390242049 games I finally reached pro status in bowling.

Then I played one more game. And did less than great.

Quick as that the Wii people took away my pro status AND my brand new sparkly ball.

Wii people are mean.