Young boy: Hey dad, I should have brought my change!

Dad: Why’s that?

Young Boy: So I can convert it into money! «Looking and pointing at the Coinstar machine»

Dad: «Shaking head»

Parents (who are meeting Joey for the first time and are practicing Catholics): So Joey, what religion are you?

Joey: Who me? Oh, I’m pagan.

Parents: …

Joey (whispered to friend): Dude, did I say something wrong?